If Loving The Balenciaga x Crocs Collab Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right

As a superfan of shoes – the good, the bad, and the platformed – I nearly fell out of my chair when I first saw these bad boys.

I mean, FOAM? TEN CENTIMETER PLATFORM? SPECIALIZED CHARMS? I can’t.

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HOLY MOLY I AM READY

We’ve seen tons of ugly-goes-fashion on the runway recently, but those are typically heinously appropriated, or blatant knockoffs. According the The Cut, Balenciaga had made positive to reach out to Crocs to pursue an official collab, meaning no creative directors were harmed in the making of this shoe.

Why do I think these are so hot? Why do I want to buy a ticket to Disneyland JUST to rock these? I want to go to a rave in these, complete with glow-in-the-dark binoculars and a sluttified floral button-up. I want to live in these shoes.

Unfortunately, Balenciaga has yet to release the price of these marvelous works of art – let’s hope that when they do, though, my student budget can make a reasonable sacrifice. I can make sacrifices for a $500 Croc.

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